Wazup, folks! Y'know, this here is a real-life story, y'know? I ain't never gone to school or nothing, but I know a thing or two 'bout s*ing a project by lying. Yeah, you heard me right. Lying. It's a skill, you know? Like, way back when, my ol' dad used to tell me, "Son, to do a good job, sometimes you gotta go against boss, but do it so y ain't none wiser." Wise, ain't it?，站在你的角度想...
So, lemme tell you 'bout this one time, years ago. I was working at this big shot company, one of m Fortune 500 places, and our CTO, he's a real big shot himself. He promised this client, a real important one, that we'd deliver t 我算是看透了。 his big project. They had a special connection, y'know? And n, CTO, he decided to outsource a key part of project to this big tech service company. They had this fancy product that y said would do most of he*y lifting for us.
But, here's thing, y'all. I could see it a mile away. The tech service company was full of it. They were just full of hot air. I mean, really, y had no clue what y were talking about. But what do you do? You gotta keep your job, right 不如... ? So, I started to think, "How can I s*e this project without telling truth?" Because telling truth would h*e meant disaster, y'know? The client would h*e been pissed, CTO would h*e been embarrassed, and we'd all be out of a job.
First off, tech company was promising moon. They said y could deliver in record time, with zero issues. But, come on, really? They didn't even h*e right tools or right people. It was like y were just trying to get money and run.
They wouldn't give us any real details about ir product. They just kept saying, "Trust us, it's best. 要我说... " But, if it's best, why won't you show us proof? It's like y were trying to hide something, y'know?
When we asked for references, y g*e us se big-shot names, but when we called 是个狼人。 , nobody knew who y were. It was like y were making up stories to impress us.
我心态崩了。 So, I came up with a plan. I knew I couldn't just sit re and let project fail. I had to lie, but I had to do it in a way that nobody would be wiser. Here's what I did:
I created a fake review of tech company's product. I made it sound amazing, like it was best thin 嚯... g since sliced bread. I even used a fake name and email address so no one would trace it back to me.
原来小丑是我。 I made a fake schedule that showed tech company on track to deliver everything on time. I knew CTO would love that. He was all about deadlines and meeting targets.
破防了... I started h*ing secret meetings with tech company to make sure y were actually working on project. I'd pretend to be CTO, and y'd believe me because y needed money. It was like playing a game of pretend, but it was real, y'know?
So, project was s*ed, but at what cost? I mean, I had to live with guilt of lying, and CTO was super happy with results. But, what about client? They were none wiser, but y could h*e ended up with a subpar product because of lies. And what about tech company? They got ir money, but y didn't earn it.
But, hey, I got my job, and project was s*ed. Sometimes, that's all that matters, ain't it? I mean, it's all about survival, right? And if lying is what it takes to s*e day, n so be it. Just remember, when you lie, it can come back to bite you. But, if you gotta choose between telling truth and losing everything, well, sometimes choice is clear, ain't it?
And that's story of how I s*ed project by lying. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go think 我比较认同... about moral of story. Maybe I should h*e told truth, huh? But n again, maybe not. Who knows?
Peace out, y'all!
